Strange Menus

went to eat out a few days ago and saw these strange stuff on the menus

When I first saw peasant on the menu, I said eh? waiter… what’s this? turns out it’s chicken.
Anyone care for some cooked peasant I heard they taste just like chicken. ^^

Ah… Green eggs and ham. still remember the book from my childhood:
Do you like green eggs and ham? I do not like them, Sam-I-am. I do not like green eggs and ham.
would you like them here or there? no but my lawyers will find you anywhere.
would you could you on a tree? no but when I sue you then you will see.
would you like them with a fox? no but soon you’ll be living in a box.
^^;